Gender	Male
Industry	Fashion
Occupation	I'm a sock model. (I don't wear them on my feet)
Location	Washington, D.C., United States
Interests	puppy dogs, long walks on the beach, rainbows, unicorns, sexy nuns, 70s porn, tears, hate
Favorite music	ringtones
Favorite books	I like the ones with the tasty chewy center.

When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?

No, I'm being active trying to rub one out before the alarm buzzes again.