Gender	Female
Location	Phoenix, Arizona, United States
Introduction	I write the most random stuff. It's not here to make sense, make you mad or cry. It's here to make you laugh in mysterious ways and give you reactions like 'What the bejezuz? How can she? Who does she!?'. If you find yourself laughing at something I wrote and then ponder it... You're a weirdo.
Interests	Poetry, Softball, Bowling, Hanging out in coffee shops, Star gazing...
Favorite movies	Pretty Women, The Goonies, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, My Best Friends Wedding...
Favorite music	Joss Stone, Adele, Norah Jones, One Republic, Thriving Ivory, John Legend, John Mayor...
Favorite books	Good Poems by Garrison Keillor, Love Isn't Easy by Schulz :)

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

With my magical powers