MASTER

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Publishing
Occupation Author, LifeGuard and Swim Instructor
Location Aurora, Colorado, United States
Introduction I pondered and wondered how I can make my About Me section more powerful...More funny...But what a fucking waste of my precious little time. The time I spent trying to tell you guys that my name is only Rachel. Or MASTER. That I think people who party with beer and drugs are animals. Lions or tigers or bears, Oh Shit. That I am actually anti people and selfish people make me sick. That I delight in seeing people trip or fall. That I am actually a VERY cool person that lives in freaken Comedy Central and I evolve my life around Monster Energy Drink. What exactly do I have to say to get it through your little minds that I am just a girl living the big fucking dream. But as they say Americans are 100% American and 99% Idiot. What if I told you I came from California, that I am in a retarded Band called Phycotic Outbreak of the Accused November. Or just POAN. If you are still reading this, thank you. And go on about your way. But what if I told you more? Just what if. I pondered about that question and came to no fucking resolution.
Interests I love Hip Hop dancing, Dancing, Reading, Cooking, Singing in my tight ass band, indoor rock climbing, traveling to new places, photography, fishing, river rafting, playing the piano and finally power. I spend most of my time on the computer writing books, down stairs in my room and I has so many I have written and want to publish. No one really respects that I has a mind and I love what I do. I like to try new things but I does not appreciate change. I am happy to say that I will be going to Warren Tech right now to get my degree in Culinary Arts. ..
Favorite Movies Genres: Comedy, horror, classics, Scie Fi and Action Pride and Prejudice, Signs, Joy Ride, Blair Witch Project, The Hills Have Eyes, The Patriot, The faculty, Date Movie, Resident 1, 2, ALien 1, 2, 3, Scary Movie, 1234, Fire Wall, LOTR, Grease and Not Another Teen Movies.
Favorite Music Genres: Christian, Rap, Pop, and Rock. Blue October, Todd Agnew, Chris Tomlin, James Blunt, Josh Groban, Celine Dion, Tupac, Linkin Park, U2, Enrique Iglesias, Rufus Wainwright, Elton John, yellowcard and Simon and Garfunkle. I have respect for all kinds of music. I like dancing to music and dancing just gives me a chance to feel free and go into my own little world. I want to go to parties just to dance my ass off.
Favorite Books I read anything but I have four ofmy favorite authors of all time. Genres- Science Fiction, Mystery, Satire, and daily life Michael Crichton- Even though he is under so many pen names it makes him more amazing.Books: Jurrasic Park, A Case of Need, Eaters of the Dead. Eaters of the Dead is a recreation of Bewoulf and in the book A case of need, Abortion is such a huge topic in America and I was surprised he did not put any arguements regarding the topic or anybody's view ..ion. HmmmDean Koontz- He is a converted Catholic so I look up to the guy. Books- The Watchers.I love more of them but the Watchers is my most favourite. He on time said, " The Ideal thatLove and Compassion can save one from the apparent absurdities of existence and the cruelities of life." Stephen King- (Dont spell his name wrong) Books- Green Mile, The Shining, It. Fyoder Dostoevsky. Favourite author of all time. He is a Russian Author and his books are quite challenging. After all they are Russian Novels. Books- The IDIOT, Crime and Punishment, Notes from the Underground, and the possessed.

All of the phone numbers have fallen out of your address book. Whose number do you look for first and why?

My own. I mean I want to communicate with myself because I love myself and when I speak to myself I have a better insight in life. No Karen. I love my K Rizzle to the shizzle!