coreyhansen
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | Zephyr Cove, NV, United States |
| Introduction | I like to play |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear grandma, Thank you for the maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster (best present ever btw). Nothing wakes you up better than a cock-a-doodle-do from the mouth of a syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Maybe next time you'll take into account that I'm highly allergic to syrup and can't use it for anything more than a mantel piece to compliment my hardwood floors. ILYB.