Joe Simmons
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Comedian |
| Location | Cape Coral, Florida, United States |
| Introduction | In 2005 I started this as a humor blog, and it has at times been monumentally successful and at other times been completely ignored by both the readership AND myself. Somewhere between then and now, enough people told me that I should try stand up comedy that I went and did it. I now tour the nation. Well, okay, mostly Florida, but that is in "the nation", right? Anyway, you should make friends with me now because it won't be long before there won't be any more room on this bandwagon. |
| Interests | Being funny, Not having any annoying interests |
| Favorite movies | Who really cares? |
| Favorite music | Again, does anyone actually read this? |
| Favorite books | Anything by Dave Barry, which kind of explains my sense of humor. |
The wicked backspin caught you off guard. How will you play it off without losing your footing?
Grab the back of his jersey. If the ref sees it, claim that the jersey illegally grabbed your hand and the foul should be on HIM.