Merlin. aka: Lord Barksley, aka: The Bane of Riverside
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Regulating the UWS |
| Location | New York, New York, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a 2.5 year-old mini schnauzer born and raised in New York City's Upper West Side. |
| Interests | Bones, Emily, sleeping, peeing...and squirrels. |
| Favorite movies | Lady and the Tramp, Aguirre Wrath of God. |
| Favorite music | Felice Brothers, The Pogues |
| Favorite books | Where the Red Fern Grows, Infinite Jest |