|Location||Center of the Unknown Universe|
|Introduction||Center of the Unknown Universe, Weapon of Mass Distraction; An Enigma, Wrapped in a Cypher, Smothered in Secret Sauce; Bustin' heads and breakin' hearts; Cyber-goth-urban-ninja; Do not taunt HappyFunBall; Cherry Blossom Girl; Shake well before use; Math Enthusiast/Badass MC; Ph.d, RN, MBA, Run-DMC.|
|Interests||Pop Culture, conspiracy theories, fashion, music, books, movies, makeup|
|Favorite Movies||All of them except Henry Fool. If someone tries to get you to watch it, beat them about the face and neck with a blunt instrument and run away screaming.|
|Favorite Music||Blondie, Smashing Pumpkins, Garbage, Delirium, Patsy Cline, Hole, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Gary Numan, The Cure, Air, Psychedelic Furs, The Killers, Depeche Mode, and on and on...|
|Favorite Books||Lemony Snicket, The Virgin Suicides, The Godfather, Enders Game, Darkly Dreaming Dexter|
If you drive on a parkway why don't they make the whole plane out of that?
Because I'm the mom, that's why!