Muff Diver
| Industry | Non-Profit |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Brain Surgeon, part-time Lesbian Porn Fluffer |
| Location | The Village, Upper Fredonia, Tajikistan |
| Introduction | Music is gold. Laughter is good medicine! |
| Interests | Prank phone calls @ 2am. Doorbell ditching. Streaking in the rain. Stealing soup from the Salvation Army. Shoplifting. Naked animals. Animal husbandry videos. Etc. |
| Favorite movies | Monkey Porn. Noir. Laurel & Hardy. |
| Favorite music | Production Music, Easy Listening, Lounge. |
| Favorite books | Comix and other picture books. Theory of Relativity. Quantum Physics. |
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
Forks and Spoons evolved separately from Sporks.