chinchilla
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I am a steaming hot librarian by day, and burlesque dancer by night. Yes, I do private parties. A healthy mix of cocaine, purging and smoking keep me delightfully skinny but just enough so my implants don't look ridiculous. I can barely remember then name of the current prEsident. I'll always know who Angelina Jolie is humping though. |
| Interests | Sleeping. |
| Favorite movies | Showgirls |
| Favorite music | Anything by Brittney Spears |
| Favorite books | Anything by DR Phil or his wife - that man is a genius. |