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About me

Occupation Funeral conductor/ Mortician
Location Queensland, Australia
Introduction As a mortician, I'm trying to change the world one cosmetised corpse at a time. I aim to make all of my senior citizens look like Golden Girls. My strength is in the blow wave...
Interests Imaginary online grocery shopping, making useless craft, watching trash tv and also good tv.
Favorite Movies Return to oz = best.