birdmonster
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| Industry | Non-Profit |
|---|---|
| Location | San Francisco, California, South Georgia & South Sandwich Islands |
| Introduction | Warning: Do not use Birdmonster if seal is broken. Eating Birdmonster can result in broken teeth. Do not use for drying pets. Store in a cool, dry place. |
| Interests | Amassing zombie army for reasons that will currently remain secret, aggressive haircutting, thorough memorization of Trapped in Closet also underway. |
| Favorite movies | There is only Gymkata. Everything else is a dream. |
| Favorite music | Too many to list, but, lately, we've really been influenced by Steven Segal's new record. And Scott Stapp's, of course. |
| Favorite books | Reading is, like, totally for losers. |
What spells can you cast with magic markers?
Avada Cadavra.