Gender	Female
Industry	Museums or Libraries
Occupation	Committed Slacker
Location	Lexington, KY, United States
Introduction	I am an introvert until I'm not. I like bars unless you actually ask me to go. I fear change until you challenge me. I'm stubborn as sin.
Interests	Procrastination, undeserved praise, charades, bad music, worse movies, being left alone already.
Favorite movies	Empire Records, Eulogy, Super Troopers
Favorite music	Bad bad music. My favorite bands would not speak to each other if they met in a bar.
Favorite books	Le Petit Prince, Cat's Cradle, Black Girl in Paris, Anne of Green Gables, Good Omens, Franny and Zooey

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Dianne, (I know it was you.) Thank you for the rooster-shaped syrup dispenser. It will look lovely next to my washing-machine shaped piggy bank that you got me for Christmas before I went to college. I will use the rooster for handsoap rather than syrup, just as I use the bank for buttons. You're wacky. I like you. Much love, thanks again, Caitlin