Mary Lewys
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Writer |
| Location | Cocoa, Florida, United States |
| Introduction | I hate bios. I hate writing bios. I hate trying to dissect myself into bytes for consumption. I hate dancing a monkey dance for the stupid and I hate you. |
| Interests | alternative rock, angels, art, swords, big ass guns, characters, comics, copulation, dyslexia, hallelujah, having fun, knives, literature, music, mythology, pictures, poetry, porn, questionable content, sarcasm, sex and violence, smartass, sushi, tattoos, tea, weapon design, weaponry, weird fuckers, words, intelligence, not being stupid |
| Favorite Movies | Boondock Saints, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Collateral, Blues Brothers, My Neighbor Totoro, Spider-man, Batman Begins, Hellboy, Daredevil (the director's cut), Comedian, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Gosford Park, 50 First Dates, Napolean Dynamite, Twister, His Girl Friday, The Thin Man, Auntie Mame, Ghostbusters, X-Men, X2, The Mummy, Ocean's Eleven, The Mask, Catch Me If You Can, Animal House, Hulk, When Harry Met Sally, Van Helsing, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Desperado, Sin City, Kung Fu Hustle |
| Favorite Music | Joy Division, Depeche Mode, The Cure, The Dead Kennedys, Circle Jerks, Blag Flag, Johnny Cash, Nate King Cole, Sam & Dave, Jill Sobule, Annie Lennox, Sting, The White Stripes, Violent Femmes, Tori Amos, U2, The Clash, The Ramones, Talking Heads, Green Day, blink-182, Pretenders, The Psychedelic Furs, Eurythmics, The Police, Duran Duran, Oomph!, Eminem, DVX, Kanye West, The Who, Queen, Linkin Park, Sugarcult, 3 Doors Down, Disturbed, Sarah McLachlan, Ray Charles |
| Favorite Books | The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee, Winnie the Pooh by A. A. Milne, The Stand by Stephen King, Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, Ulysses by James Joyce, On The Road by Jack Kerouac, The Hound Of The Baskervilles by Arthur Conan Doyle, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon, Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman, Illusions by Richard Bach, The Art of War by Sun Tzu, Lamb by Christopher Moore, Grave Peril by Jim Butcher, The Collected Poems of Dylan Thomas, Angels and Demons by Dan Brown, Neuromancer by William Gibson |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?
Why would I want to avoid laughing when saying poop deck? Do pirates say poop deck?