Will
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Student |
| Location | Rangiora, North Canterbury, New Zealand |
| Introduction | I'm your worst nightmare. Actually, no. |
| Interests | Eating, Sitting on the Ground, Walking Round in Circles thinking up Wacked-up plans to become rich and/or (in)famous and/or powerful, Photography |
| Favorite Movies | Chicken Little, The Passion of the Christ, Hoodwinked |
| Favorite Music | Gregorian Chant, Song Parodies, The Jedi Drinking song, 50 Ways to get Bin Laden, Blow the whole thing up |
| Favorite Books | The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe, Scorpia, Eagle Strike, The Antichrist, Vatican: a Novel |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
His head will be rolling around on the floor and I will be holding a large bloody sword telling all the other aliens that if they try to eat me in the middle of a conversation, I will do the same to them.