Evil Dahlia

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Gender Female
Industry Accounting
Occupation Blogger, housekeeper, nanny, chef, chaufer, referee, therapist
Location Valley of the Snobs, Lower New Englad, United States
Introduction Middle aged (eek) sarcastic, potty mouthed loner. That's the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it!
Interests Playing with Flarp, reading a good book, watching TV, spending time with my husband and kids, dancing & singing poorly to music, making a fool of myself doing Zumba, hiking, photography and the occasional motorcycle ride with my hubby in the bitch position.
Favorite Movies Step Brothers, Pirates of the Caribbean (all of 'em), Avengers, Magic Mike, 21 Jump Street, Paranormal Activity franchise (just to name a few).
Favorite Music Van Halen (all time fave), Sevendust (love me some good HATE music), LP, Maroon 5, Korn, Highly Suspect, Machine Gun Kelly (ya, that's weird, right?)
Favorite Books How bout favorite authors? Jen Lancaster, Laurie Notaro, Emily Giffin, Jennifer Weiner, Kristin Hannah (my newest indulgence). Chick lit/humor is my favorite genre.

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When the probe is entirely inserted.