Kirsten Oliphant

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Gender Female
Industry Arts
Location West Houston, TX, United States
Introduction Perspectives on pregnancy and motherhood by a roller-derbying, cloth-diapering, couponing, baby-wearing, home-birth-attempting, God-fearing new Mom trying to figure it all out. And no matter what people say about pregnancy, I still hate pickles. Questions? Comments? istillhatepickles@gmail.com

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Escape? Why would I want to escape?? I have a goat and a slinky!