Gender	Male
Industry	Consulting
Occupation	Making things not suck
Location	Texas, United States
Introduction	Always remember... Tick Sheets are for Peasants. Everything else is gravy.
Interests	Warhammer 40k, Warmachine, Texas Football, Le Tour de France, Pro-Wrestling, music, running my mouth, pushing the limits of MS Excel, Comic Books
Favorite movies	Die Hard 1-4, Big Trouble, Big Trouble in Little China, Gangs of New York, Hot Fuzz, Kingdom of Heaven, Quick Change, Porco Rosso, out of Sight, Sneakers, Mean Guns, The Wild Bunch, The Hudsucker Proxy, The West Wing, the Wire, Lost, The Venture Brothers
Favorite music	Phish, Brad Mehldau, Count Basie, John Mayer, Eric Clapton, BB King, Duke Ellington,
Favorite books	Trying to finish Infinite Jest, The Dark Tower series, Crooked Little Vein, Criminal, DC The New Frontier, Kingdom Come, The Dark Knight Returns, Jinx, Malcolm Gladwell's work, Brubaker/Fraction/Remender/Bendis/Ellis/Hickman/Willingham/Geoff Johns/Parker/Ennis

If there's no I in team, why is there meat?

Because bad stand-up has a special ring all to itself in Hell.