Sensei

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Standup Comedian
Location Washington, D.C., United States
Introduction I still love the Lord. My life was turned upside down a few years ago. Get to know me and I might share it with you. Even though technically, I am married, we have been seperated for three years. I am dating and enjoying life without Lorena Bobbit on Steroids.
Interests SCUBA
Favorite Movies Big Trouble in Little China, Army of Darkness, We Were Soldiers, the first half of Full Metal Jacket
Favorite Music Bluegrass, Surf, Bagpipes, Blues, Ramoanes, Joan Jett, Southern Rock before 1984. Kid Rock sucks!
Favorite Books Bible, Mere Christianity, Pilgrims Progress, Mode One, Art of Seduction

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