C.G.Stewart

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Construction
Occupation Carpenter/ Illusionist
Location Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
Introduction I am a humble carpenter living in South Minneapolis with my wife and our two canine companions. Besides work I like to enjoy the outdoors via hunting, fishing, camping, gardening or just being outside. It has been 3+ years since I moved here from sunny San Diego . I will always miss surfing, my friends, and my family-though not always in that order. I hope that some of them will continue to visit us in the near future as the flatlands really have a lot to offer that (almost) makes up for the lack of topography and waves. My heart goes out to all of you out west and I am with you in spirit.
Interests The world and its workings. History, Music, Craftsmanship, Art, Surf, Snow, Trees, and Water.I like water, trails, rocks and anything to do with them.
Favorite Movies COOL HAND LUKE, mad max, bruce lee, clint eastwood, fight club, la bamba, stand by me, point break, lebowski, swingers, clockwork, 2001, dead man, the doors, Gump, Almost Famous, Apocalypse Now, just to name a few.
Favorite Music Ludwig Van, Gorillaz, Jack Elliot, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, The Clash, The Police, The Black Crowes, JIMI, BOB, bluegrass, G n R, Beastie Boys, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Tiger Army, Agent Orange, Dick Dale, Al Greene, Black Keys, White Stripes
Favorite Books In Search Of Captain Zero, Brave New World, A Scanner Darkly, Fear and Loathing, On the Road, Leaves of Grass, Dune, The Big Book, Everybody Poops, Where the Wild Things Are, Shel Silverstein, A Short History of Nearly Everything

Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?

A turtle is always naked just like a dog,except a turtle has his junk protected so it doesn't drag on the ground.