MJ
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Maritime |
| Occupation | Pirate |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | Sundry jobs of mine: babysitter; mad scientist; First Friends toddler instructor; reading tutor; TA; religious ed summer coordinator; lead teacher, PFF Fellow |
You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
I'm not sure--where's Haymaker when I need him?