Sauron's Kid
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| Location | Mount Doom, Mordor, Middle Earth |
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| Introduction | Well, I've had a very hard childhood. No one really knows that I was born. I guess everyone just preffered to think of Sauron, the dark lord, as childless. I supose that makes him seem more...oh, i don't know, less tied down. Thus hotter! Well, as you can imagine, being in hiding all my life has been terrible! I don't get to do that much and I'm always cooped up in this stupid mountain. I mean, who calls a mountain "Mount Doom" anymore! That is soo 1230's! It can get really hot here too! Plus, my love life is like, zip since it's always me here and, well, that's never too fun. So mostly I spend my time writing. That's why I get this really big kick out of these numbskulls who found a clone of my journal! They started writing in it even though my lack of name was clearly on the inside cover. But since this journal is a clone, it sends back the entries to me so I can laugh at they're pittiful stories and obvious stupidity. HA! (ahem). |
| Interests | Drawing, Light Torture (when my father, Sauron, lets me. He's so stuffy about who tortures whom), Poetry, Dark Thoughts, Battle, Magic (i'm really a begginer. Most of the mages who try teaching me quit after a few sessions...I don't know why), Archery, Swordplay, riding, (these black horses we have here are quite lovely, though they are bit dry on the humorous side). |
| Favorite Movies | The Lord Of the Rings, That's the only movie I've ever seen, Wouldn't you just know it, I wasn't in it. SIGH. |
| Favorite Music | Chanting, Elf Songs, Jovial Balads, (the sad ones make me cry, sniff), Hobbit songs, Orc songs, (if you call that singing), Ent Songs. That's the only music I've ever heard. |
| Favorite Books | The Lord Of The Rings, Edgar Allan Poe, Edward Gorey. Those are the only books allowed in Mordor. |
You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?
The Dragon? You killed the Dragon!!!! He was my best and only friend!!! Revenge shall be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!