Michael

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About me

Gender MALE
Location Port Charlotte, Florida, United States
Introduction I am of average age, height, and weight. I have a typical job, wife and 2.3 children. I live in a salmon colored house with a pink kitchen and have deeply rooted complexes. I wear reading glasses but seldom read, enjoy my beer goggles but drink whiskey, and wear a toupee with a chin strap so I won't lose it on windy days. I hope you enjoy reading about my life as much as I love living it.
Interests I am interested in self improvement. That is why I am attending the Charlotte County Fairgrounds University and Pet Grooming College. I hope to earn a degree in Bail Bonding for Fun and Profit. It is a three year course but I feel it is worth it. Wish me luck.
Favorite Movies Waiting, 40 Year Old Virgin, Something About Mary, Bulworth, Moulin Rouge, Knocked Up, Mr and Mrs Smith
Favorite Music Josh Turner, Kenny Chesney, George Strait, Joey & Rory, Rehab, Michael Buble, Kenny G, Travis Tritt, Willie, Waylon, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Eagles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Jordin Sparks, Gym Class Heros, Mozart, Pachebel, Chopin, Mozart, Beethoven, Sugarland, Colbie Caillat, Jewel, Haystak

Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?

Because pennies are money. When you bet money you don't have and lose the bet, you will probably lose some teeth. This whole subject leaves a bad taste in my mouth, and that's just my two cents worth.