Axis II Pastoral Disorder with Priestly Features

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Religion
Occupation Episcopal Priest
Location United States
Introduction I believe in helping others attain the salvation that belongs to them - in essence, I am a Bodhisattva of the Christian Church. If others a edified by this, great. If others are amused by this, great. If some are offended, great. Tell me why. The worst thing we can do is to pretend to NOT be in conversation with one another. What grows in the darkness withers in the light of day - let's shed some light on the Idiocracy that has invaded and taken over the conversation.
Favorite Music Carbon Leaf, Dropkick Murphy's
Favorite Books Good Omens, Harry Potter, Song of Solomon, I and Thou

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

I'd just remember that "every body poops." In fact, I'm willing to bet it's the ONE thing that we all have in common. Right wing, Left Wing - we can all join together on the "Poop" deck and... wha? What's that? What do you mean "Poop" deck isn't where the people... oh. I see. A poop deck is a deck that constitutes the roof of a cabin built in rear part of of a ship.