Meatcircus

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Gender Male
Occupation Draftsman
Location Meadville, PA
Introduction I am a lower-middle class white collar, overweight, and admittedly somewhat handsome man.
Interests Marriage, Relationships, Fatherhood, Violence, Cartoons, Metal, Gaming, Cigars
Favorite Movies True Lies, SAW I, SAW II, SAW III, SAW IV, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, Shawn of the Dead
Favorite Music In Flames, Extol, Deftones, Bury Your Dead, Dillinger Excape Plan, Megadeth, Cake, They Might Be Giants, Frank Zappa
Favorite Books Darwins Black Box, The Red Dragon, Hunger Games, Anthing Star Wars Related

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

I would play my bow like an air guitar and wink naughtily at the ladies.