Priapism Pickem Party
My blogs
| Industry | Internet |
|---|---|
| Location | Texas, United States |
| Introduction | Towelie and Willie have this blog to explain our sports handicapping philosophy, math in sports, and our lead pipe lock cinch picks. We are also tracking our results, and if we get far enough down, say 65% loser on our picks, we can start charging people for our tout service. Just bet against us and profit! |
| Interests | Towelie: A graduate of the Doritos School of Degenerates, Towelie quickly established himself as one of the most consistent losing gamblers in the sports betting and poker industry. His addiction initially began as a desperate means to purchase Salsa Verde Doritos, but it quickly grew into a profitable enterprise for his gracious poker opponents and various offshore Sportsbooks. He currently resides in a state of Denial with his psychedelic monkey, Skittles. Towelie now handicaps here for entertainment purposes only. Willie believes the limp, call all in is the strongest move in poker. Willie hates people who say "full boat"; it's either a boat or a full house. Willie loves college football as much as Towelie loves being weird. Willie uses the same logic to beat college football that makes him lose at picking NFL. |