tanktoptan
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| Introduction | sup brothers, my name is RANDY. i got one dumb ass wife, two boys, one is dumb as fuck and the other dont talk. there names are Randy jr and Gus. i got one dawg that never shuts the fuck up. so i shot it in the face. i live in kentucky USA. my wife is dumb cuz she's ugly i like porno but i can still get sex whenever i want cuz im the man and i drive trucks good all the time. my boys are dumb cuz they go over to hansens house and play video games like dipshits all fuckin day. they should doin american shit like shootin BB GUNS! FUCKERS! trainin for the military. guns are my favorite. there the shit. my favorite drink is whiskey and capari sun. my dumb ass wife likes to drink RC cola and vodka or a gin and Fanta. they taste like my assho. i used to work at PetCo but i they fired my ass cuz my dumbass boy Randy jr stole like 6 cats and a snake. stupid assho. but i gotta say, ill say it was one hell of a fight. |
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