MadameSmokinGun

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Gender	Female
Occupation	Late Night Late Morning Late for everything shepherdess of 4 unruly wolves in lambs' clothing
Location	Kent, United Kingdom
Introduction	Prematureley senile ex-plastic tree maker. Never amounted to much (as predicted on skool reports) - never knew how to Play the Game. Still don't understand most of what goes on around me. Working on supplying the offspring with plenty of material for their inevitable counselling sessions later in life. Perfecting my embarrassment talents. Getting better at not caring about important stuff and concentrating on the good stuff. Could do better.
Interests	Sleep (at least I used to), finishing a sentence (more of an ambition), making things (other than beds and dinner- these are definitely not interests
Favorite Movies	Mary Poppins - 'Let's get one thing perfectly clear...I never explain anything', Little Miss Sunshine (porn, attempted suicide, drugs, body-snatching - perfect family entertainment), Casablanca (perfection), The Dollmaker (inspiring), A Matter of Life and Death (sigh), Wallace and Gromit anything
Favorite Music	Jungle drums. For hours. Days. Very bad when drums stop. Bass solo starts.
Favorite Books	The Darling Buds of May (disregard the god-awful TV series - bucket stuff), The Bone People (firm believer in towers), My Naughty Little Sister (I still am)

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