El

About me

Gender Male
Location West of PHX, AZ, United States
Introduction I'm a tech-obsessed humanoid with a self-depricating wit and few filters. Turn-ons include hotel soap, good creative and most things Apple. I live in a beige house in a devastatingly ordinary suburb and put the garbage out on Mondays. I'm Jalen's dad, Carrie's husband and the bulk of my net worth is tied up in iPhone cases. On Twitter, I'm @CloudSpeaker. You've been warned.
Favorite Books Freakonomics, Bringing Down the House, Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers, Airframe, Losing the Signal: The Untold Story of the Extraordinary Rise and Spectacular Fall of BlackBerry, Steve Jobs, Dogfight: How Apple and Google Went to War and Started a Revolution, The Crash of Flight 427, Codename: Ginger