young-pap
My blogs
| Occupation | 走狗 |
|---|---|
| Location | Region: 狗洞, Town: 狗窝 |
| Introduction | I am a professional ass-licker cum apple polisher. No ass is too dirty to lick and no apple is too rotten to polish, so long as they lead to money and power. 拍马专家。马屁精。您要奴才如何拍，奴才就如何拍。保管合您心意。但请记得付钱。有钱能使鬼推磨。 |
| Interests | Lick Asses, Polish Apples，拍马屁，钻狗洞 |
| Favorite movies | The Amazing World of Dogs, 我当走狗的日子 |
| Favorite music | Woof Woof, 汪汪, 李宗盛之凡人歌：“道义放两旁，把利字带中间” |
| Favorite books | How to lick asses and polish apples effectively?, 101 ways to lick asses and polish apples， 拍马一百招，厚黑学 |