Lord Clit Cleaver

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Gender	Male
Occupation	Military soon.
Location	Port Charlotte, Florida, United States
Introduction	My mum and dad, my friends, my guitar, military history, kicking ass, college, money, getting sexier by lifting heavy stuff, islands (I <3 them even though I burn easy), expanding my vocabulary, power, being very American, metal, thinking, capitalism, wearing only boxers for 90% of the day, prank calls, drums, pelvic thrusting at inappropriate moments, going fast, chicken, shred, getting mad at noises when trying to sleep, camping, strategy, NLP, yelling "TEXER!" with a southern accent, and teaching myself.
Interests	I'm pretty into boobs.
Favorite Music	True Metal.
Favorite Books	I enjoy books involving psychology and military strategy.

Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:

AMERICA! BREEEEEEE *pig squeal*