Gender	Male
Occupation	Retired Coffee Klutcher
Location	Chicago, Illinois, United States
Introduction	An old man ------ Who Loves Life...Yes, Life is Good,,,, email: jimelliot7000@hotmail.com
Interests	#1--Coffee klutching at Panera & McDonalds The internet, food, women (my wife), FLORIDA BY THE GULF.
Favorite movies	High Noon--Casablanca--The Maltese Falcon "Dave" "Under the Tuscan Sun"
Favorite music	Jimmy Buffet--Margarita Ville album
Favorite books	Bank Book--It's very light..

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

I'm a Lard As_, isn't that close enough.