Gender	Female
Occupation	Paramedic
Location	Charlotte, North Carolina, United States
Introduction	I love funny t-shirts and funny coffee cups. I love to laugh, and it doesn't take much for me to do so. I'm clumsy and often behave frivolously, but no one laughs at me harder than myself. I love to say anachronistic words like "fie," and I almost always look up words I encounter and don't know. I love sunshine, but I get a sunburn easily. I consider myself to be a little artistic. I have a big crazy family I love dearly. My mother has a reputation for taking in strays, both people and animals, and we both have big bleeding hearts. The centerpiece on my table is a skeleton named Reginald, and I keep some Halloween decorations up year 'round because I like them. I care about the environment, and I think it's responsible to recycle.
Interests	I enjoy reading and hanging out with my friends and family. I also like beer.
Favorite movies	Pulp Fiction, High Fidelity, Royal Tenenbaums, Little Miss Sunshine, Fight Club, Eulogy, Juno, and Coen Brothers' movies.
Favorite music	I have some peculiar tastes, but I'm not afraid to diversify.
Favorite books	I like Diablo Cody, David Sedaris, Kathy Reichs, Mary Roach, Christopher Moore, Kurt Vonnegut, and quite a few other authors. I read a lot.

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?

I'll become a criminal detective and use my power for the greater good.