Brian I. Simon, Esq.
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law |
| Occupation | Criminal Defense Attorney |
| Location | Fort Lauderdale, Florida, United States |
| Introduction | Street Lawyer stuck in the abyss known as Broward County Florida |
| Interests | Texas Hold 'Em. Watch Collecting, Fighting the Man |
| Favorite movies | Godfather I&II, Pulp Fiction, Airplaine!, Back to the Future, Double Indemnity, Animal House, Citizen Kane, Casablanca, Goodfellas, Evil Dead Part II, Kill Bill vol. I and II, and Herbie Fully Loaded (joke). Oh yeah, The Man Who would Be King. |
| Favorite music | The Beatles. |
| Favorite books | Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The lords of Discipline, Kane and Abel, 1L, Presumed Innocent, Private Parts, The Prince of Tides, The Great Shark Hunt -- The Gonzo Papers Vol. 1; and Plato's The Apology |
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
The bathroom was closer.