Gender	Female
Occupation	Wife to Kent, Mom to Julianne, Dog-mom to Coca
Location	United States
Introduction	I'm married to a man, have one baby girl named Julianne and one dog-child named Coca. The man is Professor Longhair.
Interests	Painting, Crocheting, Inventing things that I will never make and my idea will be made by someone else.
Favorite movies	Beetlejuice, Edward Scissor Hands, As Good as It Gets
Favorite music	James Taylor, Jimmy Buffet, Sheryl Crow, Alan Jackson, Elvis Presley, Big & Rich, Varies really from day to day
Favorite books	Tightwad Gazette, The Lovely Bones, Animal Farm, Marley and Me

Create a tagline for a new line of plastic bedsheets.

They crinkle, they crackle, they hold your drool like a swimming pool.