Gender	Female
Industry	Arts
Occupation	What what? I need to be employed? I'm holding out for Universal Income. That's one job I'll be good at.
Location	United States
Introduction	Vacuum-Upper of pet hair, owner of the foot that finds pet barf in the dark, occasional screamer of obscenities, uberfan of No Pants Sundays, gainfully employed sometimes, and aficionado of science fiction, sarcasm, and being alone.
Interests	Reading and not speaking; especially to not answer the question, "What are you reading?"
Favorite movies	I'm not much of a movie watcher. I get too impatient. I'm the date you take to a movie theater and thirty minutes into the movie you want to smother me in your armpit and stuff me under the seat because I can't stop tapping my foot against your ankle. Netflix works better for everyone involved.
Favorite music	I love music. Sometimes I love a song for 5 minutes and then fling it out the window and sometimes I love a song long and hard.
Favorite books	Whatever I'm holding in my hand. I read anything, everything and all the stuff in between.

You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:

Sometimes, things work out the way they are supposed to. I love my rock collection, you love your action figures. Go forth and be happy with someone else who loves action figures as much as you do. I'm sticking with my rocks.