Harold D. Buttzer

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Gender Male
Industry Consulting
Occupation MD
Location Lickskillet, Alabama, United States
Introduction Greetings, Fine People of the World -- for many years I have made a living as a Traveling Specialized Tincture Distributor (TSTD). My custom, hand-crafted infusions address a grand variety of personal ailments. Do you often feel tired, stressed, gassy, or anxiety-ridden? Do you suffer from sore, flat feet, common cold, calluses, infections, ingrown hairs, oily skin or halitosis? If any of the above factors (or others) are lessening your quality of life, then make sure to come in to Bubble Guts Enterprizes. I tour a variety of locations worldwide, and am sure to cure at a place by you. I am traveling the world to seek the best ingredients, and I hand-pick these elements for your ailments, so YOU may live a healthier, happier life. Remember, at Bubble Guts Enterprizes, we have the Fizz that does the Bizz.
Interests Water slides, water parks, water skiing, making wine, reading, breeding pigeons, kayaking, whitewater rafting, saunas, hot tubs, oxygen bars, hot yoga, skeet shooting, hula hooping, squirt gun design and manufacture, homeopathic water massage, custom water balloon design, a good game of croquet.
Favorite Movies I LOVE Harry Potter! And Dr. Strangelove, Waterworld, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Jurassic Park, Star Wars (the old ones), The Blob, Brazil, Look Who's Talking 2, Biodome, I Married an Axe Murderer, Kindergarden Cop.
Favorite Music Sixties lava funk, Adele, acid jazz, Trappist chanting, John Cage, biomusic, Lady Gaga, Rodney Atkins, Alan Jackson, epic doom metal
Favorite Books Gray's Anatomy, Princess Alopecia, ANYTHING by Danielle Steele, Lord of the Rings, Oprah Reading Club, The Magic Schoolbus, Lolita, Popular Mechanics, Skin & Ink Magazine

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