Schmeat
My blogs
Blogs I follow
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Human Resources |
| Occupation | I Teach Our Human Resources.......Cheese! |
| Location | Brooklyn, New York, United States |
| Introduction | 1200 words is far to minuscule an allowance to adequately describe myself. Such a herculean undertaking would take no less than 1201 words, even if I were to forgo all the necessary complimentary adjectives. |
| Interests | Myself....and others...so long as they are interested in me. I am also interested in being as pretentious as possible whilst filling out online profile surveys. |
| Favorite movies | The Talkies.... |
| Favorite music | The stuff nobody else likes or listens to. It gives me something to look down my nose about. It also has the unfortunate side effect of getting me taunted mercilessly by my friends, family, co-workers, children, the elderly, and the musicians of which I am a fan. |
| Favorite books | Any thing that will leave me bursting at the seams with random facts with which to illustrate my crippling inferiority complex by filling every excruciating gap in a conversation with mindless trivia. |
How do you pronounce the 'g' in bologna?
You don't and I find your "random questions" pretentious and annoying

