Gender	Female
Industry	Arts
Occupation	varies
Location	Seattle, Washington, United States
Interests	creating art, enjoying and scrutinizing art, writing, feminism, post-modernism, media in general, pop culture, philosophy
Favorite movies	Goodfellas, Fifth Element, The Royal Tenenbaums
Favorite music	Bob Dylan, Blitzen Trapper, Sublime, Bad Religion
Favorite books	Catcher In The Rye, Cat's Cradle, Still Life With Woodpecker, A Clockwork Orange, Empire of Illusion

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

By that awkward silence that comes when nobody really knows what else to say....