Mister MacGuffin
Blogs I follow
| Industry | Communications or Media |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Professional Seat Filler / Writer-At-Large / Aspiring Life Ombudsman |
| Location | New York, New York, United States |
| Introduction | I laugh therefore I am. |
| Interests | Ungodly amounts of music, Quiet moments alone with thousands of people around me, Fantasy sports, Shameful enjoyment of reality competitions, Arthouse theaters, improv, Later with Jools Holland, stand-up, Inexpensive chic, Spaced, floozies, Dexter, Live theater/music/comedy, Cute bloggers |
| Favorite movies | City of God,Memento,Network,Wait Until Dark,Ice Storm,About a Boy,Great World of Sound,Vertigo,Comedian,Double Indemnity, Groundhog Day,There Will Be Blood, the Jerk, American Splendor,Gilda, Sideways,Bananas, the Passenger, Last Tango in Paris, the Wild One,the Squid and the Whale, Rear Window,Saving Face,Look Who's Coming to Dinner, Shadow of Doubt,the Man Who Wasn't There,Y Tu Mamá También, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead,Lolita,Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story,When the Levees Broke,White Man Can't Jump,Black Snake Moan,π,Mystery Men, 24 Hour Party People,Wet Hot American Summer, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Conversations with Other Women, Cleo de 5 a 7, Friday Foster, Across 110th Street, Coffy, Who Are You Polly Magoo?, Belle de Jour, John and Mary, the Chase, In the Mood for Love, Contempt, Sweet Smell of Success, Flight of the Red Balloon,Talk Radio, Une Femme est une femme,Le Mépris, The Zen of Bobby V, Happy Go-Lucky, The Room, Goodbye Solo, The King of Comedy |
| Favorite music | Cody ChesnuTT,Sam Cooke,the Roots,Amel Larrieux,Neutral Milk Hotel,Tom Waits,Stevie Wonder,Battles,the Crystals,X-Ray Spex,Konono No.1,Spoon,RJD2,Zap Mama, D'Angelo,Buena Vista Social Club, Lupe Fiasco, Beirut, Jon Brion, Billie Holiday, Jolie Holland, Cibelle,Cole Porter,Gil Scott Heron, the Specials,Jimmy Cliff,Madeleine Peyroux, Sufjan Stevens,Amélie-les-crayons,Big Daddy Kane,Lily Allen, the Real Tuesday Weld,Buck 65,Serge Gainsbourg,Sergio Mendes & Brazil 66, Herb Alpert & Tijuana Brass, Charlie Parker, Dexter Gordon, Stan Getz, Nina Simone,Black Star,Gene Chandler,Rasputin's Stash, Little Richard,Bill Withers,Dusty Springfield,Fat Freddy's Drop,Seu Jorge,Apollo Nove,Bossacucanova,Cee-lo Green,George Jones,Anna Netrebko,Miles Davis,Charlie Mingus,Broken Social Scene,Gogol Bordello,Paul Cantelon,Elvis Costello, Talking Heads,Robert Johnson,Portishead,Bitter:Sweet, Thievery Corporation,Morcheeba, Cibo Matto,DJ Shadow, Flight of the Conchords,Perro Del Mar,Tribe Called Quest, J Dilla, Madlib, Prince Paul, Edith Piaf, Leonard Cohen,Wilco, Lucy Pearl, Barrington Levy, Richie Spice, Otis Redding, Fiona Apple,Velvet Underground,Patsy Cline, Etta James, Black Keys,Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings, Nico, Jill Scott,Lou Reed, Cab Calloway, Jelly Roll Morton,Lykke Li, Alex Cuba Band, TV on the Radio |
| Favorite books | One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Things Fall Apart,Born Standing Up,High Fidelity,Suicide Casanova,Blink,I Love You Beth Cooper,the World According to Garp,the Blind Side,Shortcomings,Truth in Comedy,Where a Nickel Costs a Dime,Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me,the Known World,the Women Who Knew Too Much: Hitchcock and Feminist Theory,Multicultural Psychology, Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders DSM-IV, Black Hole, Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic,Summer Blonde, Dandelion Wine,Crime and Punishment,the Illustrated Man, Our Cancer Year,American Psycho,Napalm & Silly Putty, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung: The Work of a Legendary Critic: Rock'N'Roll as Literature and Literature as Rock 'N'Roll,Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto,Rock This, Seinlanguage, Notes from the Underground,From the Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler,Encyclopedia Brown: Boy Detective, Choose Your Own Adventure, I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl,How to Lose Friends & Alienate People,Making Out in Tagalog,Where the Red Fern Grows, Amelia Bedelia and the Baby,Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, Bed,Namath, Getting Even, Arbus: Monograph, Clark:Tulsa, Black Boy, If Beale Street Could Talk,Hughes- the Ways of White Folks: Stories, the House on Mango Street,Franny and Zooey,Dubliners,This Side of Paradise, Down These Mean Streets, Bright Lights Big City, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
Velvety gortex draped upon a curmudgeonly cavalier crater of crunk will commemorate the triumphant achievement of claiming the corner seat adjacent to the subway door during rush hour.