jessica renae

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Gender Female
Location United States
Introduction someday i will... do a handstand without falling over, paint a mural, run a marathon, own a pair of red shoes, be a mother, finish school, sew a quilt, read the entire old testament, own a dog, write a cookbook, sleep on a rowboat, play the violin again, grow a garden, own a health cafe. but most of all, i'll live every moment to the fullest. starting right now.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

i will ride the bleating goat in circles whilst slinging the slinky high into the air with my tireless slinging arm. sooner or later, someone with a ladder will walk by and want a closer look. when they climb down the well, i'll climb out, steal the ladder and dare them to think of a more creative way to escape. oh, and i would keep hold of the slinky. i love those things.