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| Industry | Transportation |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Apparator |
| Location | Unplottable, Scotland, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | An inch of flesh is the only thing that keeps my head on my shoulders. |
| Interests | Transfiguration, The Headless Hunt, Gobstones Club, Rotten Food. |
| Favorite music | The Musical Saw. |
| Favorite books | A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot. |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
I simply pull my right ear and use my leftover skin as a hinge; the water comes out automatically.