Stewart

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Museums or Libraries
Occupation Academic Librarian / Webmaster
Location California, United States
Introduction I dabble in writing and excel in reading. I make strange noises in the night just for the hell of it. I am an infomancer, and part of that vast conspiracy.
Interests Spenser, poetry, language, linguistics, words, books, writing, reading, computers, web programming, php, css, libraries, history, literature, science fiction, steampunk, cyberpunk, fantasy, post modernism, nonsense, paradoxes, zen, philosophy, 'pataphysics

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

No shoes. It clearly states that the only thing I have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. I hope the other attendees like lower body nudity.