joe schmedlap
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Consulting |
| Occupation | mercenary |
| Location | Albuquerque, United States |
| Introduction | I enjoy punching people in the head, lifting weights, Skoal, guns, reading, being an enigma, |
| Interests | Candlemaking, gunsmithing, fly fishing, weight lifting, rasing honest decent kids |
| Favorite movies | Pulp Fiction, Legends of the Fall, Jeremiah Johnson, 8 seconds, Orig version of 310 to Yuma, the 300 ***, pretty much any piece of shit with Micky Rourk in it |
| Favorite books | Unintended Consequences, The Hagakure, Anything by Robt Parker, anything by Elmore Leonard |
Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
Duct tape, a grenade, and the rest is classified