Nutty
My blogs
Blogs I follow
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Consulting |
| Occupation | Pointing out your stupidity |
| Introduction | I'm a horrible human being with self esteem issues and small penis. I'm the kid you heard about that got his dick stuck in a Coke bottle. I haven't had fun in like 5 years and I take 3 to 4 shits a day. My favorite shit is the loose, mud pie variety that gets blown out all at once by a huge fart an looks like cow shit in field, but in the bowl. I once had sex with 3 different girls in the same week when I was 25, that was the pinacle of my life. As gay as it is, I do now or have in the past, liked the Power Puff Girls, Katy Perry, doing cross stitch and talking about my feelings. I stopped taking my meds last year. I almost died drinking once. When I finally fell down, instead of taking me to the hospital for stomach pump, my friends poured pixie sticks in my mouth. This is good example of why I hate everyone. I'm still looking for Mrs. Right, although I'm sure if I had what I wanted it would be illegal in several different ways. Did I mention that I hate you. Speaking of hate, I'm not a racist, Xenophobe maybe. If I make a slur, it's not because I hate, it's because I was too lazy to think of some individually based dis. Tired of you, go die. |
| Interests | Amateur porn, weird porn, POV porn, Weird amateur POV porn |
| Favorite movies | Euro Angels Hardball 6: Anal Maniac, Let My Pupets Cum, Das Boot, anything with Kari Wuhrer or Kira Reed in it |
| Favorite music | Calypso Clown Music |
| Favorite books | The Fountainhead, Look at all the ass clowns with this fucked up Ayn Rand book as their favorite. Tards. |