Steven Lacey

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Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Writer
Location CHARLESTON, SC, United States
Introduction Writer at large and sexy, sexy beast.

Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?

I believe that forks were spontaneously generated by space aliens seeking to subjugate humanity by developing a way to placate us with these subversive utensils. Also, to get us to eat more spaghetti. Mmmmm...spaghetti.