Katri Mattrix, The Author Dragon
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Gardner, Kansas, United States |
| Introduction | A self-important-unimportant, if that can possibly make any literary sense, whom you should only care about at your own peril. Also a self-proclaimed author that has no published works aside of horrible fan-fiction. |
| Interests | Writing, drawing, voice acting, video editing, video games, MMORPGs, food, cooking, eating |
| Favorite Movies | Arfenhouse, Gutsman's Ass, The Demented Cartoon Movie, and anything else he finds funny |
| Favorite Music | Lady Gaga, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Ozzy Ozbourne, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, 70's-80's metal |
| Favorite Books | The Hitchhiker's Guide "Trilogy", books by Christopher Penczak, Star Wars books by Michael Stackpole, the "Harry Potter" series (you all should SERIOUSLY know who made those, or else you deserve to be shot.) |
Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?
Both, because the peel is the wings, and the sock is the body. However, they don't make a viable airplane, because they're both floppy, wet, and non-aerodynamic. You could throw either at someone's head to gross them out, though. Nobody knows where it's been.