Jesus Toast

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Science
Occupation Frustrated Human
Location Detroit, Michigan, United States
Introduction I am a liberal left wing whacko, raging atheist, pseudo-intellectual, worrier, slumlord, scientist, artist who draws naked women, who can't spell, has anger management issues,is prone to depression, is neurotic, and who is trapped in the bowels of un-creativity...the suburbs. I also co-created and co-run an internationally famous fucked up website. I have been gone and now I am back. Lets see how long this lasts...
Interests porn, lesbians, oral sex, religion, evolution, blowjobs, naked women, physics, real estate, naked ladies, boobies
Favorite Movies Payback, The Life Aquatic, The Royal Tenenbaums, Leon (The Professional), Where the Boys Aren't Vol 1 through like 22
Favorite Music Crappy 70's singer songwriter music, pretentious 40's and 50's jazz music and of course techno
Favorite Books The Malleus Maleficarum, The Hiram Key, The Jefferson Bible, The Selfish Gene, The Quark and the Jaguar

What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?

I'd name it Larry.