The Wrioting Fool
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Writer/Air breather |
| Location | Modesto, CA, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a writer and stay-at-home dad concurrently trying to get an agent, writing as often as possible, and attempting not to screw up my kids too much. |
| Interests | Unpopular music, unconventional books, my kids, outdoorsy stuff, coffee, tombs and sepulchers, clouds. |
| Favorite movies | Glengarry Glen Ross, Tommy Boy, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Bubba Ho-Tep, Fletch, Houseguest |
| Favorite music | Animal Collective, Sigur Ros, Mogwai, Pixies, Beck, M. Ward, Sufjan Stevens, Explosions in the Sky, The Clash |
| Favorite books | The Alchemist by Paolo Coelho, The Gunslinger Series by Stephen King, The Stranger by Albert Camus, Little Fur Family by Margaret Wise Brown, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Auntie Diane, Thank you so much for the thoughtful gift! I've gotten damn tired of pouring the Mrs. Buttersworth straight out of the jar, like some sort of commoner! And nothing makes my waffles and pancakes more appetizing than the sight of my very own ceramic rooster regurgitating high fructose corn syrup on demand. Thanks again, Auntie D! Love you, Teddy