Johnny Sweatpants
My blogs
- Horrorthon
- Horrorthon Score
- BWF
- Kiss & Smell
- Horrorthon Monster List
- How to Be So Awesome at Ms. Pacman It Actually Scares People
| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Walnut Creek, California, United States |
| Introduction | *armpit fart* |
| Interests | eating fire, punching children, throwing things at stuff |
| Favorite Movies | Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Wicker Man, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Memento, Spinal Tap, Dig!, Dawn of the Dead, Life of Brian, Shaolin Soccer, Star Wars 4-6 |
| Favorite Music | Currently listening to: The Darkness, Faith No More, The Libertines, David Gilmour, Tame Impala, Allah-Las, Sonny and the Sunsets, The Monkees, Kiss |
| Favorite Books | Douglas Adams, Steinbeck, Irvine Welsh, Michael Pollan, Richard Dawkins, George Orwell, Mark Morford, Thomas Mullen, Nick Hornby |
You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?
A closed fist punch to the testicles from the top rope.