The Delusional Coonass

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Gender	Male
Industry	Student
Occupation	Bartender
Location	Belleville, IL, United States
Introduction	I'm a 31 year old single dad originally from South Louisiana. I live and breathe LSU Sports, Cubs baseball, and New Orleans Saints football. I've got two amazing daughters named Grace and Marley. I am engaged to an amazing woman named Kaitlin who somehow manages to listen to my crap and tell me to shut up once and a while. I'm currently working to reach my dream of earning a degree in history to start writing and teaching.
Interests	Baseball, History, Politics, Football, sports in general, Movies, Girlfriend, Daughter, Reading, Cooking, Drinking, BS'ing
Favorite Movies	Wayyyyy too many to name, Caddyshack, Star Wars, The Godfather, I can't go on, I don't have that much time.
Favorite Music	Old school punk rock, 90's alternative, late 80's and 90's rap, 80's music in general, hair metal, classical, soul and the list goes on....
Favorite Books	Depends on my mood, mostly historical works, but I'll crack anything open if I have time.

Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?

Whittling with soap, whistling with wood can give you splinters...wait this is a question about masturbation right?